We Have Crabs

This sign was seen at a seafood shop. I think it would have been just as appropriate to hang it at the public clinic.
A Young Nursing Student in Big City, USA Recounts Hilarious, Disgusting and Poignant Stories from her Time at the Bedside. Disclaimer: If you've got a Squeemish Stomach or a Tender Heart, get a Bucket and Kleenex.