Explanations of Medical Terms, Part II

Barium - what's done if a patient dies
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
D & C - where Washington is
Enema - not a friend
Fibula - a small lie
Impotent - distinguished and well known
Medical Staff - a doctors cane
Nitrates - better than day rates
Outpatient - when a patient faints
Post Operative - delivers the mail to the ward
Rectum - Damn near killed 'em
Seizure - a Roman emperor
Ultrasound - very good music
Varicose - nearby

Thanks again Kathy for the funny definitions, and Michael for the Minnie Mouse Picture.